lameborghini:

girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)

tinychatter:

“i whip my hare back and forth” i sing as i toss my pet rabbit around. he doesn’t enjoy this as much as i do

trentaicedcoffee:

when ed sheeran screams ‘love me’ in ‘give me love’ that’s me in every situation in life

I can not stop crying, like it is literally impossible

I’m just a motherfucking mad person

internetdouchebag:

i dont look both ways before crossing the street because i hope i get hit